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Scaffies can be addictive — please scaff responsibly!

Milk those balls and drain them well.
Then pound those balls and make them swell!
(The relevant Post for the animation)

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As of November 9th, 2015, you have to be a registered member and be logged in to see anything on Scaffies.
As of June 9th, 2016, the rules to gain membership to Scaffies have been made more restrictive.
As of June 15th, 2017, the process to become a member has again been made more restrictive…….



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